There are some things in life that just feel right. A perfectly executed power chord, carving fresh powder on a bluebird day, or the satisfying thwack of a golf ball (even if it’s headed directly into a cactus). For the…
Brian Donnelly
The Saga of Interbay, Part Deux: Sun, Slices, and (Almost) Birdies
It was a truly glorious day here in the PNW. The kind of day where the sun actually sticks around, the birds are chirping, and you don’t need three layers of Gore-Tex just to step out of the car. We…
Thawing Out the Slice: My First (Glorious?) Round of 2025 at Foster Golf Links
Oh, how the long, dark, perpetually damp Seattle winter clings to us. It feels like an eternity since I last laced up my golf shoes and faced the unforgiving green. But finally, FINALLY, March rolled around, and with it, that…
Fix Your Scorecard! My Fellow Newbie’s Guide to Actually Understanding Golf Scoring
Okay, you’ve managed to hit a few decent shots, you haven’t (completely) lost all your balls, and you’ve even remembered to replace a divot or two. But then comes the moment of truth: the scorecard. Suddenly, numbers are flying around,…
The Daily Excuses Tour: A Beginner’s Guide to Justifying Bad Shots
If you’re a beginner golfer like me, chances are you spend more time coming up with explanations for your shots than actually improving them. And honestly? That’s okay. We’re not on the PGA Tour. We’re on the “Please Just Let…
5 Things I Wish I Knew Before Picking Up a Golf Club: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Triple Bogey
When I started playing golf, I thought it would be a low-stakes, relaxing way to spend a Saturday. Instead, I discovered a sport that’s part therapy, part comedy, and part exercise in humility. So if you’re just getting started, here…
Buried, Hacked, and Humbled: Your Beginner’s Guide to Golf’s Worst Lies
Let’s be honest: if you’re reading this, you’ve probably already found yourself in a bunker and briefly considered just leaving your ball there forever. Or maybe you chunked it out of thick rough and watched it move a solid two…
Playing on the Right Foot (Literally!): Choosing Golf Tees That Won’t Ruin Your Round
Okay, you’re finally ready to tee it up on a real course! You’ve got your (mostly) legal attire, your bag of (hopefully enough) balls, and you’re vaguely aware of the etiquette. But then you get to the first tee box,…
Zurich Classic: Rookie Team Novak and Griffin Light It Up
Yo, what up, fellow golf-obsessed humans! Let’s break down the latest PGA Tour drama that went down at the Zurich Classic of New Orleans. This tourney is a bit different ’cause it’s a team event, which is kinda cool, right?…
The Only Golf Accessories a Beginner Truly Needs (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not All the Shiny Stuff!)
Okay, you’re officially in. You’ve got the clubs (maybe a hand-me-down set, maybe you splurged a little – no judgment!), you’re figuring out the attire, and you’ve even braved the driving range. Now you’re eyeing all those cool gadgets and…
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